Twelve opponents. Every one of them fights dirty: strawmen, loaded questions, slippery slopes. You score by naming the move while it's happening . But careful: some of their arguments are actually sound.
📚 Fallacy Codex Debate 01 · Thanksgiving Gambit
🦃 Uncle Rex
“School is a waste of time.”
Your uncle, three helpings deep, absolutely certain. · 20s per line
🔒 Debate 02 · Friday Night Blitz
🏈 Coach Bluster
“The arts budget should go to the football team.”
Whistle. Clipboard. Zero indoor voice. · 20s per line
🔒 Debate 03 · Glow-Up Protocol
💄 Influencer Luxe
“My GlowDust supplements obviously work.”
Ring light. Discount code. Unshakeable vibes. · 18s per line
🔒 Debate 04 · Silicon Verdict
🤖 Technocrat-9
“AI should grade every essay.”
An AI with a product roadmap and no self-doubt subroutine. · 18s per line
🔒 Debate 05 · Herbal Override
🌿 Grandma Nettie
“Natural remedies beat modern medicine.”
Sweet as pie. Ruthless as a debate finalist. · 18s per line
🔒 Debate 06 · GPA Zero
😎 Debate Bro Chad
“Grades should be abolished.”
Has a podcast. The podcast has a whiteboard. · 17s per line
🔒 Debate 07 · Curfew Ordinance 88
🎩 Councilman Sneed
“This town needs an 8 PM teen curfew.”
Twenty years in office. Smells faintly of lectern polish. · 16s per line
🔒 Debate 08 · Resonance Scheme
🔮 Dr. Pseud
“My Resonance Stones detox your energy field.”
Not that kind of doctor. Not any kind, actually. · 16s per line
🔒 Debate 09 · Airplane Mode
📰 The Editor-in-Grief
“Phones must be banned from schools entirely.”
Has written 'kids these days' 47 times. Counting. · 14s per line
🔒 Debate 10 · Rewind Empire
📻 Captain Nostalgia
“Everything was better in my day.”
Remembers everything. Accurately? Different question. · 14s per line
🔒 Debate 11 · Obsolete Protocol
🃏 The Contrarian
“Learning is pointless: automation wins.”
Argues for sport. Currently arguing against arguing. · 13s per line
🔒 Debate 12 · The Final Argument
🏛️ The Sophist
“Truth is whatever the crowd applauds.”
Two thousand years of practice. Charges by the hour. · 12s per line